Trolling Noobs Asking to Hack Whatsapp, Facebook, Gmail…
When I get noobs asking me to give them hacking software for Whatsapp, Facebook, Gmail etc it makes me want to commit some form of major attrocity, the only way I can make myself feel a little better in my response is to do some trolling of my own by creating some hacky looking Batch files that looks like a noobs paradise.
I must say how much it still amazes how these people are happy to blindly download and run an executable a stranger has sent to them that could include keyloggers, reverse shells, a script that deletes the entire hardrive or holds it to ransom… the possibilities are endless. Fortunately because we are nice, we wouldn’t do any of the aforementioned to anyone (regardless of how irritating they are)
It should be noted my scripts are purely benign and just make the noob think it is running a hacking program, when in fact all it is doing is chucking random green text around the cmd terminal in an endless loop.
Here is what my troll script does:
Asks for a key to decrypt, this is hardcoded into the batch file and provided to the noob
Once the correct key has been typed in it will then produce a successful message that then outputs a loading screen that is based from sending a few pings to localhost (no it won’t cause a DOS…. and if it does then the computer belongs in the bin)
The noob will get a message saying “key loaded, press any key to begin decryption”
Once any key is pressed the cmd terminal will chuck out some matrix type output and random green characters in an endless loop. How long will the noob leave it “decrypting” TROLOLOL
In the final version I turned it into a .exe using open source batch to exe file conversion software and named the file something like: “WhatsApp_decryption_tool_v1.3.exe”
The code for my benign batch file is listed below if you want to modify, improve it etc
@echo off :begin cls color 0a echo ----------------------------------------------------- echo WhatsApp decryption tool v1.3 echo ----------------------------------------------------- echo _________-----_____ echo ____------ __ ----_ echo ___---- ___------ \ echo ----________ ---- \ echo -----__ ^| _____) echo __- / \ echo _______----- ___-- \ /)\ echo ------_______ ---____ \__/ / echo -----__ \ -- _ /\ echo --__--__ \_____/ \_/\ echo ---^| / ^| echo ^| ^|___________^| echo ^| ^| ((_(_)^| )_) echo ^| \_((_(_)^|/(_) echo \ ( echo \_____________) echo +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ echo ----------------------------------------------------- echo Enter key to be decrypted..... echo ----------------------------------------------------- @echo: SET /P var= Enter your encrypted key: IF /I "%var%" NEQ "wDLAW73HEKD73JEHR3N" ( echo Key not recognised Timeout /T 1 /NOBREAK > NUL GOTO begin ) echo Key accepted Timeout /T 2 /NOBREAK > NUL cls echo Loading... Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo = 0 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 2 >nul cls echo Loading. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [] = 5 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls echo Loading.. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][] = 15 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 2 >nul cls echo Loading... Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][] = 23 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls echo Loading. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][] = 30 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 4 >nul cls echo Loading.. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][] = 38 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 2 >nul cls echo Loading... Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][] = 42 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls echo Loading. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][] = 45 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 1 >nul cls echo Loading.. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][] = 48 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls echo Loading... Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][] = 50 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls echo Loading. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][] = 56 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 2 >nul cls echo Loading.. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][][] = 63 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 2 >nul cls echo Loading... Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][][][] = 69 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls echo Loading. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][][][][] = 75 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 2 >nul cls echo Loading.. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][][][][][] = 79 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls echo Loading... Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][][][][][][] = 86 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 2 >nul cls echo Loading. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] = 90 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls echo Loading.. Please Wait echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] = 96 ] echo --------------------------------------- ping localhost -n 3 >nul cls Timeout /T 3 /NOBREAK > NUL echo Loading... .Complete. echo --------------------------------------- echo [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]= 100 ] echo --------------------------------------- echo. echo key loaded, press any key to begin decryption pause :start2 echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% goto start2
